Why do girls feel the need to wear makeup to a water park. why do they need to wear those skimpy bikinis that fall off so easily. And why do they wear 4 inch hoop earings?


Today some girls were going around the lazy river yelling hi to all of the guy lifeguards. it was great. they were 12

I wake up in the middle of the night thinking that i am on stand and can't fall asleep.


I don't have hardly any time to do anything other than eat work and sleep. I have about an hour a night after i get home to eat then go to bed.


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Today i got audited. they threw a vat doll in the water. I noticed it in ten seconds and got to it. I passed the audit.
This girl was supposed to be watching her two younger siblings. She let them slip into the torrent. The torrent is like a lazy river combined with a wave pool. The peak of some the waves goes to 6 feet. Her siblings couldn't swim. They were probably 3 and 4. Or twins they were twins. I jumped in and walked them around. My first rescue involved two people. I'm a BAMF. :P
I did my deep water training. So now I am deep water certified.
It's 8:42 and i'm wiped.

I think I'm gonna play some little big planet then go to bed. I've been playing it a lot lately.

And I thing I am done watching Glee. The last episode was extremely pro-homo-fagot-man-on-man. It's gross. I don't want to have to watch that. And they had lady gaga music. She is the female version of that previous adjective. A 20 plug surge protector...

work

I'm working as a lifeguard. It's a good job. I've been working longs days. I get up around 7 and get home at 7. I am tired. night.

First day of work.

I worked yesterday for about 4 hours. It wasn't very hard. I got tired though. I went to bed at 9pm. I got up at 11am. I kept waking up in the middle of the night. I dreamed that college had started again. And I was going to have to work full time and go to school. I also had a dream that reminded me about my church's college group that is starting Sunday night. I am going to go to work today. Bye.

I had orientation yesterday. It was long. They showed me everywhere the lifeguards have to be. There are a lot of positions. I shouldn't get bored to quickly. for some reason I forgot to put on my uniform request slip that I wanted a t shirt. So now I am going to have to go down to corporate to get one. I also need to ask when I am working.

I went on a jog today. I doubt i am going to be able to do that marathon. I went about 3 miles today. It was on hills so it's a lot harder than at LeTourneau.

Oreintation

I have orientation tomorrow. its 9-5. At least I get paid. I bought a video game to spend my time on.

I passed lifeguard training.

I forgot to text Tyler. I'll have to do that tomorrow.

Second day of training.

I learned some rescue techniques. That's exciting. I took a written test. I got a perfect score. That's nice. I have one more day of training. Then I hope I can start working.

How come I can fall asleep during the day. But I have trouble falling asleep at night. I was at a party a week or so ago. There was loud music and bright lights were shining over me. I feel asleep for about an hour, in the middle of a party. I could fall asleep in my room when the sun was shining in my eyes, Zac was playing music, typing on the computer. But I can't fall asleep at night unless it is quiet, and completely dark. Maybe I can figure it out someday.


I've been eating a ton since I've gotten back. I'm gonna get fat if I don't stop it. Hopefully i'll be able to lose some weight guarding lives.

I should text Tyler sometime.

Night.

First day of training.

I had my first day of training today. It was from 4pm-10pm. I have two more days of it.

I am so tired. For some reason I haven't been getting very restful sleep. I've gotten a lot of sleep, but I wake up tired every morning. I'll try a different blanket tonight to see if that helps any.


I've been catching up on TV shows that I fell behind in during finals week. Thats good. At least I'm doing something important. For some reason lost is really boring now. I'll finish the show out since I've already put so much time into it. It's not exciting anymore.


I'm hungry. I've been hungry since I've gotten home. I'm going to eat something then go to bed.

Night.

Mothers day

Today was good. I went to church and out to eat and to see iron man 2. Iron man 2 was good.

I am eating cake. It is good. I'm borrowing my brothers monitor. I am definitely going to have to get another monitor.

I am going to have to read a lot of lifeguard stuff before Tuesday at 4. It's going to be boring.

It's late and i am tired i'm going to bed and sleeping till 2 or 3 or 4.

I hope this summer goes fast.

Tomorrow I'm going to a home school graduation party. It's gonna be boring. I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I'll be one of the few people who do. I have a problem with getting dressed up. And a graduation ceremony is a silly thing to have for high school. High school is mandatory and easy. But whatever.

I'll be going to lifeguard training Tuesday. I can't wait to start working. This is going to be fun.

If any of you guys from Letourneau start a blog i'd like to have the URL. And you're allowed to comment on my blog posts. Ian thought I wouldn't want him to. I don't know why.

Ian's off building houses for disabled people and rehabilitating habitats for koalas. I'm so proud of him.

I got a hair cut. And I shaved. Tyler, you happy now?

I'm home.

It was about a 6 hour drive to get home. I'm glad i get a break from school, but i am going to miss college and all of my wonderful friends. :P Thanks for helping me pack up. If you need help next semester you can ask me.

I'm glad i don't have the bandwidth cap anymore. I'm downloading about 20 GB of playstaion game demos right now.

night

There might still be some hope

I got an a in physics. That makes me happy. If i get an A in Legos and fatness I can still get a 3.2 this semester.

http://xkcd.com/178/


I am done with Finals.

I am going to pack up and leave tonight.

Spawn more overlords

Tonight is the last night I have before Finals. It's 2:17 and I still need to study for chemistry. I have a chem test and my fatness journal due tomorrow. I'm going to be up till 5 or so I think. yuck. My chem test is at 7:30am.

2:24 am Im done with my fatness final, Now i need to work on my journal.
2:49 chicken noodle soup
2:58 zac goes to chapel.
2:59 chemistry study
3:10 im tired.
3:17 im shutting off my cpu. Im gonna study some more then go top bed.

night pray for me.

The birds should not be waking up when i go to bed.

I have 4 finals left. Pray for me.

xkcd/Finals Night 1

I got distracted. I am going to be up late tonight. Super late. I think I'll go on a jog though. That seems to wake me up. I went three times. It was cooler tonight. Ian wimped out at 2 laps.

I'M GONNA FAIL BIBLE!!!! maybe

Since my light hasn't been working i'll just turn the switch to the middle. that way I don't have to run back and forth between the switches till the bathroom light turns off. One of my suite mates doesn't like that. hahahahahahaha

Despite my dislike for the legos class I have decided that I like the memo format of writing. It makes sense and doesn't have a bunch of rules that change over time.

I have a wisdom tooth coming in. I already feel so much wiser.

Skype doesn't let me talk to females.

Romans 11:11 Again I ask: Did they stumble so as to fall beyond recovery? Not at all! Rather, because of their transgression, salvation has come to the Gentiles to make Israel envious. I'm happy to be part of that devious plan.

Ian never gave me back my lamp. So now as I have to sit here in the darkness and write my Bible paper.

5 hours left.
4 hours left. My hands are sweating. I'm gonna go outside on a walk to cool off and take a break. I'm getting to distracted.

3 hours left. I'm hungry and saga is open.
Ok. I'm not hungry now. I got to say hi to Nathan through his window.
2 hours. This is about when my entire body starts aching from exhaustion. Im almost done with my paper.

http://www.xkcd.com/135/ I need to solve that problem sometime.

I'm done now I just need to proof read it. Yeah sure. I'm gonna go play SSB. yeah I'm responsible.

Iv'e played for 1000 minutes on that game cube this semester.

Paper is done. I'm printing it out now. It's 9:20. I gonna wake Zac up. I am sorry Zac.

Ok my papers are turned in. First day of finals is over. Good night.

I have a 12 inch ruler that only measures 8 and a half inches.

Tyler came over to my room tonight. He was here till 3:10. I was doing homework the entire time.* But it was fun. It's nice that we can talk. He should be a good roommate next semester. He left a dirty plate on my desk. I forgive him. He went on a date tonight. He brought his leftovers to the quad and ate them in front of me. I forgive him. He then ate some of my poptarts. I forgive him. I'm not holding any sort of grudge. I forgave him.

Mark just went to bed. He was playing CoD5MW2. Cypher no cyphing.

I've got a paper due in 30 hours and i haven't started on it. I am horrible with procrastinating. I really should stop that.

I went on a 4.4 mile run today. It was humid. It seems like there were more people out tonight than normal. I got honked at while I was running. I must be hot stuff. :P Or I was being teased.

The demon that is the bathroom fan is becoming stronger. The light switch in the bathroom doesn't work right. It annoys me.

Jeff left last night. I am going to miss him. He is a nice guy. And no, I not just missing him for selfish reasons.

I'm really excited for next semester. I can't wait till it comes. I'd like to meet our 16 something freshmen. It will be fun. I'll like to see how their relationships with girls work out. It will be funny. That was fun this semester. Bryce will be the new RA. That will be fun.

I am a night person. If you really want to get to know me stay and talk to me. I'm more sociable.

I just realized that when I go home I am going to have a dog again. I hate that dog. He barks all the time. He rivals the demon in the fan. He wakes me up what seems every morning. I don't think I could ever miss that dog.

I don't know how excited I am about going home. I want the summer to go by fast. I like college and my new friends. awww im soooo sweet. :P

I need to read through my chemistry book. I'll do that Monday maybe... I need to study for calc Monday too.
Night
Sometimes I wish the night would never end... It'd be nice to stay awake relaxing, listening to music.

*(the validity of this comment can not be proven.)